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The last tip for the year means that some of us have to get 14 to get up with the leaders. shouldn't be too hard once i talk to the four independents about how to leverage your position. i tried to speak to this with bob katter and while his expanation of leverage based on protection of the banana market and fishing without lures was interesting i am left without a clear way forward. so i turned to aker another one who's integrity is apparent to all those who know him. akar was interesting too. he advised that if the wanderers had a rule book (I advised we had several and they were not ever used)then you could stamp out those above you with well placed smears on their ingestion of illicits and their sexual proclivities and then rely on the committee. splendid i said. but what if the committtee is favour of such goings on. then aker advised that he better have a closer look and do his practicals as it were. i understand aker plans to out the cross dressers at geelong and has got a line on clokie and buddy. he then wants to clean up the trainers and runners. i understand he wnats a team in LA. I have spoken to russell crowe and he said its ok to stay at his place. LA would be good but I think dhaka would be better. Its quite protectionist so channel 7 would need to hire a local commentator. Dennis Commetti woould be able to train him to so that he could do commentating in bangla so they locals would have an idea whats going on. dennis tells me that its a visionary idea and he's up for it. the team would be called the dhaka fakirs obviously and would include some of the local talent who have skills in evasion and prevarication. no shortage of starters in dhaka i can tell you. its good that the home and away finishes on a high note with plenty to think about during the off season. i am back to geelong but no dresses on the day chaps. looks like tony the open volkswagon will be presenting the prize or maybe it will be bob katter. love the politics and the game. geelong over the c woods. nank